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**You have discovered the ancient, dusty, wrinkled and torn scroll of “Teh Shirt Ninj4s”. It reads:**

So we’re Teh Shirt Ninj4s. We started this group on December 5th, 2003, in hope of creating something unique that isn’t done by everybody under the sun. So me, Jeff, and a few of my friends decided that we’d wrap a t-shirt around our head, act like ninjas and post the pictures on the internet. That is pretty much the extent of our very touching creation story.

From there, we simply expanded our invitations to friends, friends of friends, and whomever else wished to join. This is how it will stay, for this is just for fun.
This beautiful layout that we have was created for us by Ashley over at Jinxed-insanity, who refuses to join because she has overly strict parents. I thank you so much for your time and effort on this layout.

So from boredom comes surfing, from surfing comes guidance and from guided boredom comes entertainment: Teh Shirt Ninj4s.

	Name: Jeff Ninja Name: Keyboard Knight Ninja Colors: Red and White Sex: Male Battle Cry: What’s up Dawg?! Fighting Style: Cheap and quick Special Attack: Mizouse Massacre
	Name: Louise Ninja Name: Mistress Ph33r Ninja Colors: Black & Silver Sex: Grrl Battle Cry: Awoooga Fighting Style: Chop Sticky Special Attack: Judo Chop
	Name: Ian Ninja Name: Annihilator Ninja Colors: Red Sex: Male Battle Cry: Prepare to be annihilated! Fighting Style: Slow slashin’ Special Attack: Slicing Spinner
	Name: Luke Ninja Name: Nuclear Pigeon Ninja Colors: Yellow Sex: Male Battle Cry: I’m going to give you a paper cut! Fighting Style: Paper cuts Special Attack:
	Name: Kapsha Ninja Name: Taiman Ninja Ninja Colors: White & Black Sex: Male Battle Cry: TOKIDOKI! Fighting Style: Drunken Master Special Attack: Leaping Frog Kick
	Name: Megan Ninja name: Knight of Ni! Ninja colors: Gray and dark gray Sex: I bet youd like that Battle cry: We want a shrubbery! Fighting Style: Merely a flesh wound! Special Attack:
	Name: Thomas Ninja Name: Ninja Bruce Ninja Colors: Turquoise Sex: Male Battle Cry: Yaaarrg Fighting Style: Special Attack:
	Name: Nathan Ninja Name: Silent cloud Ninja Colors: Dark blue Sex: Male Battle Cry: TAKTANIA! Fighting style: The frantic dragon. Special attack: Poke with spatula
	Name: Donnie Ninja Name: Swift Soup Ninja Colors: Black and Red Sex: Male Battle Cry: RAWR! Fighting Style: Kung-Fu Special Attack: Volley of Shuriken
	Name: Neil Ninja Name: Crackpotjester Ninja Colors: Orange Sex: Male Battle Cry: LOOK BEHIND YOU, NUDE MOOSE! Fighting Style: Matrix-style Special Attack: Sacrifice
	Name: Andy Ninja Name: Shadow Surfer Ninja Colors: Grey Sex: Male Battle Cry: Kachunga! Fighting Style: Special Attack:
	Name: Jeff Ninja Name: Chikon Ninja Color: Yellow Sex: Dude Battle Cry: BaaaaawK Fighting Style: Headless Chicken Special Attack:
	Name: Jack Ninja Name: Ninja Colors: Sex: Battle Cry: Fighting Style: Special Attack:
	Name: Van Ninja Name: Black Black Ninja Ninja Colors: Red, Black, and Grey Sex: Male Battle Cry: CREDS! Fighting Style: Donkey Kong-Fu Special Attack: Kick to the Phaceticles
	Name: Toady Ninja Name: Noodle Boy Ninja Colours: Black and Silver Sex: Male (Yes please Meg) Battle Cry: BLEARGHRA! Fighting Style: Crouching Noodle Special Attack: Flying Noodle Kick
	Name: Ross Ninja name: Koios Ninja colors: Green and black Sex: Man-person Battle Cry: Kikikikiki! Fighting style: Weirding Way Special attack: Hopping Crane
	Name: Paul Ninja Name: Kankionojoku Ninja Colours: White/Olive/Black Sex: Male Battle Cry: I’ll slice you into smitherines Fighting Style: True Shiro Ninja Style Special Attack: Switchblade Throatslash
	Name: Trevor Ninja Name: Tie-Die Tortoise Ninja Colours: Tie-die Sex: Male Battle Cry: Let’s Font Color! Fighting Style: The Art of Stench Special Attack: Mask Removal
	Name: Garry Ninja Name: Shadow Boy Ninja Colors: Black Sex: Male Battle Cry: Aw, come and fight like a man Fighting Style: Drunking Monkey Special Attack: The Monkey Dance
	Name: Paul Ninja Name: Domo Kun Ninja Colors: Grey & Cammo Sex: Male Battle Cry: Fighting Style: Unknown Special Attack: Throat Slit from behind
	Name: Nathan Ninja Name: Killer Stench Ninja Colors: White Sex: Male Battle Cry: I’m gonna get ya! Fighting Style: Cheap Special Attack: Killer Gas
	Name: Nick Ninja Name: Lunchbox Ninja Colors: Black Sex: Male Battle Cry: Snoogans! Fighting Style: Jersey Style Special Attack: Lunchbox Smash
	Name: Jephyrr Ninja Name: Ax0r J Ninja Colors: Black & Burgundy Sex: Ninja Battle Cry: A wailing guitar sound Fighting Style: Drunk with an Axe Special Attack: Hax0r with an Ax0r
	Name: Jo Ninja Name: Ninjo Ninja Colors: Black & Blue Sex: Is that an offer? Battle Cry: They went that way! Fighting Style: The art of confusion Special Attack: Ninja Spoon Thwap
	Name: Sarah Ninja Name: Kykyo Ninja Colors:Black and Yellow Sex: Female Battle Cry: “I’LL CASTRATE YOU” Fighting Style: Quick Special Attack: Judo Chop
	Name: Trish Ninja Name: Nymph Ninja Colors: Black and Green Sex: Female Battle Cry: Loud bursts of laughter Fighting Style: Sarcastic kick in the head Special Attack: One Armed Scissor
	Name: Lee Ninja Name: Street Thug Ninja Ninja Colors: Pure White-ness Sex: Male Battle Cry: I’ll wang chop yo’ ass! Fighting Style: Street Ninja Special Attack: Flying Dropkick
	Name: Andrew Ninja Name: OpticMouse Ninja Colors: Black and Red Sex: Cheap Battle Cry: Your Soul Blongs To ME! Fighting Style: The Hidden Mouse Special Attack: Stealing your soul with a red light
	Name: Josuah Ninja Name: The Great Turtle Ninja Colors: Forrest Green & White Banding Sex: Oh BABY! Battle Cry: “uNF” Fighting Style: The Horny Turtle Special Attack: Shell Shock
	Name: Rosie Ninja Name: Kung Chang Whip A$$ Ninja Ninja Colors: White Sex: Female Battle Cry: Whyyyy! I’ll Kung Chang Yo’ A$$ Fighting Style: Ninja Special Attack: Chest Crack
	Name: Justin Ninja Name: The Scary BIOTCH Ninja Colors: Black and White Sex: Male Battle Cry: BEEEE OCH Fighting Style: Spank Special Attack: Pimp Slap
	Name: Waynerrr Ninja Name: ShoeFokWing Ninja Colors: Black Sex: Male Battle Cry: Shooooewieee Fighting Style: Leather Sole Special Attack: Plimsoll slap
	Name: Danny Ninja Name: Wee3xz0r Ninja Colours: Green (blue for undercover) Sex: How much do you charge? Battle Cry: Squeeeel Fighting Style: Uber-Leet. Special Attack: The Wee3xz0r Crack
	Name: Meg’s Mom Ninja Name: Ninjama Ninja Colours: Camouflage Sex: What? What’s that? Battle Cry: Goddammit, I’ve had enough of this! Fighting Style: Threatening hands on hips Special Attack:Sneaking up with a fly swatter or a feather. (Depending on my mood)
	Name: Jack / Radio Shroom Ninja Name: Shishibashi Ninja Colours: Black and green Sex: Male Battle Cry: I’m gonna hit you with this! Fighting Style: Wooden Weapons Special Attack: Wooden Pole Smash
	Name: Gary Ninja Name: Splauce Ninja Colours: Green ‘n’ Blue Sex: Male Battle Cry: Boyah! Fighting Style: Ubergeek Special Attack: Neos flying thing in The Matrix.
	Name: Simon Ninja Name: Sickboy Ninja Colors: Red & black Sex: As often as possible Battle Cry: “PWNED JOO, MOFO!!” Fighting Style: Tae Ju Kung Do Special Attack: Spraining a foot offa yo’ ass!